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In 1995, when I was a sophomore in high school, I took our school's required computer class, which was clearly a slight modification of a typing class from some previous decade. We used Windows 3.1 (the other day a college student laughed at me and said there was no such thing) and were not allowed to use mice, and when we were done with the typing exercise (or later, Lotus 1-2-3 data entry) we were allowed to play the two games loaded on the machines. One was Solitaire, and the other was Hugo's House of Horrors .

You're probably wondering where I'm going with this. In Hugo's House of Horrors, you had to use a "bung" to beat the game. Every time I hear the title was simultaneously just as gross as I thought it would be, and not nearly as bad as I had anticipated.

The first episode is kind of neat, and may be worth checking out even if you're not on board for the nude prepubescent vampire escapades later on. Vampires suddenly reveal themselves to all of humanity on a cheesy Japanese talk/game show. There is no protagonist in episode one, just straight on television parody footage.

Mina Tepes, the vampire princess, buys an island in Tokyo Bay to establish a vampire-only “bund” ( like in Shanghai , she says). She has also secretly established a nearby high school with polarized glass that vampires can attend.

Things go downhill starting with episode two. I hate amnesiac protagonists and sexualized minors, and I'm getting sick of high school shows. I'm neutral towards vampires and werewolves.

Lest my entire review turn into a checklist of offenses, I'll try to get my complaints out in one paragraph. When our amnesiac protagonists smears sun-proof gel all over our child-like vampire princess's nearly-naked body, the scene didn't blindside me, though I'd heard about the censorship controversy , but I was still skeeved out. Unfortunately, my version was uncensored. , perhaps?). Mina does a bizarre scantily clad dance in the opening, and the ending credits are set against a zoom out on Mina wearing only lingerie (I gagged every time). It turns out Bund is also an equal opportunity offender, as there is also a high school girl in love with a little boy later in the show.

I think it's best to judge Bund on an episode-by-episode basis. Some of the episodes present some interesting ideas and/or cool fight scenes, while others are basically garbage.

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